"That’s gonna be 18.50 fuck boi"
this might go over the heads of some of the kids on here.
did you just
This is the greatest post I have ever seen because it is both a pun and a harsh truth.
I showed this to my 11 year old brother and asked him if he knew what it was. He looked at it for a few seconds and said
"I dunno. a printer?"
never underestimate the power of a low quality webcam to make you look good in a selfie
Everything you love is here
Fun facts about your sign here
You not finding me attractive is not going to stop me from being attractive.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU KEEP THIS MINDSET YOU WILL GET SOOO MUCH CONFIDENCE
A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.
being 20+ on tumblr
do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
Today has been so fucking mixed. I woke up happily cuddling Darren, then I go to work at my old facility with all my old grumpy tenants. Then I run into my ex at work, which was good closure BUT ANXIETY WAS NOT WELCOME. Now I’m trying to last through this last hour so I can go home and just fucking smoke till I’m forced to be productive again. Happy Labor Day.
Best. Sentence. Ever. Always reblog.
Jenny and Vastra + Deep Breath