I didn’t realize it was actually possible to fall in love with a song. Then this happened.
Did I need to see bitt-d singing about being nude on snapchat? No. Did I watch them anyway? Yes.
r u ever like damn i hate my body but then ur like life is an illusion i’m floatin around on a rock trapped in an orbit around a ball of flame in a vast & largely unknown universe where death is unescapable who gives a shit ???
stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman
Gengar Family + Pokémon TCG - ★|☆
11th doctor: haha…. got u good…. *dies*
when john lennon went to school the teacher asked him what he wanted to be when he grew up. he drew a dick and wrote “suck it mr. teach” the teacher told him he didnt understand the assignment. he told the teacher he didnt understand life. that teacher? albert einstein
"why be straight and cis when u can be queer and tr-"
hi lets not treat lgbtq+ identities like fashion trends
but what if your parents had aborted YOU
well okay for starters i wouldn't have been forced to hear that stupid ass comment you just made
Sam Pink, Rontel (via sarahjeanalex)